IBS and I were trying to decide who would hare tomorrow, so we thumb-wrestled for it. Just as we were getting started, my thumb locked up (it's not been quite right ever since I sprained it 2 Run-A-Mucks ago). So there could be no winner and we decided to try a different type of competition: we did squats with weighted barbells until IBS's knees locked up (they got injured during some sort of super-secret military mission he said he could tell me all about, but then he'd have to kill me, so I declined the full story). So, we decided to bring our dogs into a ring and placed our bets on who would win, but both Sally and Amadeus were more interested in licking their own crotches (and each others!) than fighting, so that was going nowhere fast. So, we thought it'd be best to just have a drink-off until one of us just couldn't drink any more beer, but I turned into The Crying Drunk and IBS turned into "that guy" at the bar and we made the best decision ever: a drunk one! We threw in the towel and figured it'd just be better to make love, not war! Saturday's Scenic Sunset TBH3 Trail Co-Hares: IBS & Gritty Kitty Start-time: meet at 6 pm, on-trail at 7 pm (a little later than the standard, but one of the hares works nighshift and sleeps days!) Location: The Dubliner www.thedublineririshpub.com
2307 W Azeele St
Tampa, FL 33609
813-258-2257 On-after at The Dubliner We'll make sure your $5 gets you beer at the pre-lube, on-trail, and in circle. Strollers, yes. Dogs, no. Virgins, definitely! -Gritty 561-676-4551
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